Plant paranoia

Making fun of me about how I worry about my plant:

Jeffrey: omg omg I saw my neighbor look at my plant
Jeffrey: I think it's probably going to get creeped out and die
Jen: really?!
Jeffrey: hahahahaa
Jeffrey: no, silly
Jen: did they like stare at it for a long time
Jeffrey: this is you
11:54
Jen: omg
Jeffrey: the fact that you are taking it seriously is a bad sign